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09 November 2006 @ 07:11 pm

Yes... Skull Fucking and Jesus. Two topics I never thought would be brought together.

Who is this Jesus I hear so much about?

.....That is all for now.....
11 September 2006 @ 02:01 pm

Love <3
Feeling: boredbored
Listening: IRON MAIDEN!!
11 September 2006 @ 12:23 pm
We need a new theme and I need to update the userinfo. Make me a mod De-bone!

Edit 1:37pm: I just finished updating the userinfo and the main theme. I think it looks motherfucking hot. This is what I get when I smoke tons of weed and sit my ass in front of TEH INTERWEB for hours on end. I feel like making a bunch of styles today, I don't know. I need more pot if I'm going to work on all sorts of projects. Blast ye MARIJUANA AND YOUR LOVELY WAYS!
Feeling: amusedamused
Listening: now it's overhead "wait in line"
06 May 2006 @ 07:04 pm
Last night, while kneeling in front of the porcelain goddess, I met Jesus and he said unto me: "My child, for why you have sinned?" And wearily I replied, "Jesus it was the command of the Hustle, you must understand our power now ... now that we have the 6". Jesus then said in a commanding voice: "GO! Seek the Hustle and spread it's words for they are more powerful than mine -- Here on earth it shall be true in Heaven." As he flickered off in the distance I thought But ... Jesus, don't you want to hit the bong?

He totally would have.
Feeling: blankhello, a synonym for ...
Listening: tool "the pot"
23 April 2006 @ 09:06 pm
There's two ways to look at Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon Church. On the one hand you can view him as a fraud -- a monomaniacal polygamist, an opportunist who shamelessly exploited his religious followers, who was murdered by an angry mob, infuriated by all his bullshit. On the other hand, you could be a Mormon. In which case, he's the greatest man who ever lived. Your call.